Keychain

The Pro Circuit Keychain is probably the absolutely most highly prized item in the MX/SX world. Here's why: guys buy this keychain. Then they have their hair dyed red, an ortho makes them shorter by removing spinal discs, then they top it off with plastic surgery. End result: they look just like Ryan Villopoto. After a race, they go to a bar, toss the Pro Circuit Keychain on the counter...chicks fight over who gets to be first...and well....you know the rest. All for a mere $4.95.